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Underestimate Me
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
This black and white design by Mary Engelbreit brings some fun and wit to your stitching!Underestimate Me is designed to be stitched on...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
95w x 118
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC floss colors
$7.00
Happy Camper
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
An adorable tribute to your home on wheels! Just like your camper adventures, this design by Diane Arthurs is colorful and fun!Happy Camper...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
94w x 122
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
18 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Let's Bake
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
2928K 2928
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 154
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
5 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Ride The Broom
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
Add a dash of spooky fun to your stitching with "Ride The Broom!" This playful cross stitch design features a witch’s skirt with striped...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
94w x 122
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
14 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Complete Sentence
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
This design is such a fun way to celebrate this important sentiment! Project includes full stitches, backstitching and a few quarter...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
107w x 131
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC floss colors
$7.00
It Takes A Village
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 130
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
$9.00
Let's Drink Beer
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
Fun's A-Brewing with Ursula Michael’s beer stein filled to frothy overflowing with apropos sayings.Let's Drink Beer is designed to be...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
108w x 137
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
6 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Love You To The Moon
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
An out of this world sentiment for anyone that you love!Love You To The Moon is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
84w x 127
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
6 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Let's Go To Therapy
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
A fun and colorful project that explains what exactly is the best therapy around!Let's Go To Therapy is designed to be stitched on 14ct...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
131w x 116
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
5 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Here For The BOOs
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Raymond Crawford
Get your "Boos" on with this cute Halloween themed design!Here For The BOOs is designed to be stitched on 14ct Grasshopper Aida fabric and...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 95
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Grasshopper
Floss:
9 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Early Bird Coffee
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Gail Bussi
It's been said that the early bird gets the worm...but that early bird also gets all of the coffee! This project includes full stitches,...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
118w x 77
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
25 DMC floss colors
$7.00
Five Million Dollars
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
91w x 87
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC floss colors
$7.00
I'd Rather Be Stitching
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Raymond Crawford
Show off the love you have for your favorite hobby with this beautiful and colorful piece! All full stitches and it covers the whole fabric...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
147w x 145
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
19 DMC floss colors
$7.00
Ruin Your Day
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
When life rains on your parade, grab your umbrella, scowl proudly, and remember—ruining your day is a you job. This moody little stitch...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 145
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
5 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Not My Monkeys
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
132w x 176
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
14 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Flip Flop Summer
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Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
You'll love stitching this cute and bright pattern for the summer timeFlip Flop Summer is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
107w x 152
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
20 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Friendly Advice
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting “send.” With...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
81w x 136
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Dog In Charge
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Raymond Crawford
Man's best friend is always in charge and this adorable design is the perfect way to display their badge of honor!Dog In Charge is designed...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
86w x 93
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
7 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Socks
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
From Mary Engelbreit's "Engeldark" line this project is all about just having "one of those days" Design includes full stitches,...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
91w x 123
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC floss colors
$7.00
Your Opinion
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Your Opinion" is for the unapologetically bold! Featuring a confident woman with one hand on her hip and the other dismissively raised,...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
97w x 125
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Eyeroll
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
102w x 129
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
6 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Ex People Person
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
For the social butterfly who’s gracefully retired her wings. This cheeky pattern features the phrase “I used to be a people person but...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 121
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Shuts A Door
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
This design oozes attitude and charm, combining classic black and white aesthetics with cheeky wit. Once stitched, hang iit on your wall as...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Black
Floss:
1 DMC floss colors
$7.00
So Far So Good
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Take your R&R to a whole new level with these adorable and colorful design! Project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, french knots...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 152
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
28 DMC floss colors
$8.00
DysFUNctional Me
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
81w x 114
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
23 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Younger
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 43
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
19 DMC floss colors
$7.00
Don't Interrupt
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Marilyn Clark
A humorous view on how women get the job done!
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 140
Fabric:
18ct. Aida White
Floss:
9 DMC floss colors
$6.00
I Love Chocolate
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
Two fun designs to show your preferences.I Love Chocolate is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses 6 different colors...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
134w x 54
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
6 DMC floss colors
$6.00
The Queen
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
Fun sentiment for anyone who feels that they are the Queen in life!The Queen is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric.
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
105w x 105
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$6.00
Let's Shop
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
If you love to shop, this is a great pattern for you!Let's Shop is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses 5 different...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
87w x 134
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
5 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Let's Love Dad
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Ursula Michael
Pay tribute to dad or any father figure in stitches with this award winning design! Would make a wonderful gift for Father's Day! Project...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
149w x 134
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC floss colors
$7.00
Hoo Knows
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
1804K 1804
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
71w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Fiddler Lite
Floss:
7 DMC floss colors
$6.00
Snow-woman's Work
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Gail Bussi
A woman knows this is so true!
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
158w x 92
Fabric:
0
$7.00
Full Time Job
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Diane Arthurs
A humorous view on retirement.
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
94w x 69
Fabric:
0
$6.00
Winter Driving Tips
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 138
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
5 DMC floss colors
$9.00
Bakers Pro Tip
a
Cross Stitch Design
by Mary Engelbreit
A sweet (and slightly unhinged) reminder that cake is best enjoyed immediately. This playful cross-stitch pattern features a happy baker,...
Design Details:
Stitch Count:
95w x 146
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
$9.00