Funny Phrases

Stitch this fun acknowledgment for your special someone of their very special talent. Terrific for Valentine's Day, an light-hearted...

Ahhh, the Perfect Man! He is quiet, patient, with a smile for all and works in the garden. Need we say more? Chart includes a detailed...

A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch...

A sweet (and slightly unhinged) reminder that cake is best enjoyed immediately. This playful cross-stitch pattern features a happy baker,...

Hooray for the honest truth! Many of us are shaped like that delicious and sweet fruit known as a pear so here is a quick-to-stitch fun...

It's 5:00 somewhere…and I am SO glad that it is! Chart includes a silver toned strawberry charm.

Yummy!! All those fattening goodies are fun to stitch, but a gentle reminder that if they pass your lips, you may as well just apply them...